Wednesday 16 August 2017
EXCLUSIVE - The Press Conference Q&A They Didn't Broadcast
The unedited excerpt that ended up on the cutting room floor.
EXCLUSIVE: Secret Kevin Rudd Letters Uncovered
In retaliation to the Rudd letters, the Prime Minister's office has released a batch of private correspondence with UN Secretary General candidate, Kevin Rudd
Paris Polluted While Politicians, Planes and Puffery Proliferate
Paris this week has been choking in carbon emissions as 40,000 people jetted in for an historic climate conference to discuss ways to reduce carbon emissions.
Tony Abbott Abbott Abbott Chocolate Cake Alert
Canberra was in lock down this week after former Prime Minister Tony Abbott was seen walking through the halls of parliament house with a chocolate cake.
Greens Toying Around With Gender Bending
Australian Greens Senators are calling for an inquiry into whether children’s toys have any effect on why 90% of voters do not vote for the Greens.
United Nations Tells Australia: Do As We Say
Australia has been condemned by the United Nations for saving lives, helping its aborigines and refusing to tolerate bigotry.
Trade Union Royal Commission Extended Another Ten Years
The Trade Union Royal Commission has been extended another decade to allow time for more union officials to claim they ‘done nuffink wrong’.
Radical Religion Demands Right To Be Miserable Victims
Radical Victim group Hizbutt T’Rear has complained that child members of the Victimology religion should not be forced to enjoy Australian sunshine, beaches and fresh air.
Toddlers Should Be Allowed To Join Union - Shorten
Labor leader Bill Shorten wants all 16-18 month olds to join a union to protect their rights in the home.
Most Australians Demand Higher Power Prices
Six out of ten voters want significantly increased power prices according to a survey.
World Health Organisation Warns Of New Abbottophobia Outbreak
The WHO has issued a global warning of an unexpected outbreak of a new strain of Abottophobia.
Shorten Claims Poll Lead
Opposition leader Bill Shorten standing with voters has hit new highs, enjoying popularity not seen since his union days.
Shorten Wants No Plibersek On Gay Marriage
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten today told his party he would prefer there be ‘no Plibersek’ on same sex marriage.
Shorten Still Leads In Leadership Coup Poll
Opposition Leader Bill Shorten attacked Prime Minister Turnbull’s toppling of Tony Abbott in parliament today.
Mayor Charged With Being A Tosser
Suburban Mayor Salime Looka'moi has been charged by police for being a Grade A tosser.